June 2012
After a very very long and busy day, I am going to sleep early to feel nice and refreshed for the SATs tomorrow. Wish me luck, guys!
“thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I...”
– no one (via ifeel-tabul0us)
Anonymous asked: why did you and tony break up? you guys were so cute!
most girls: i'm not like most girls
May 2012
toostoked:
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No, it’s not a link. Just read more.
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While webcamming...
me: hey tony
him: hmmmmm
me: ima turn off the camera and when i turn it back on, i’m going to show you the sexiest face ever and you have to tell me how turned on you are on a scale of 1-10. ready?
him: okay
me:
him: 11, definitely!
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agronsbutt:
morbutts:
canklequeen:
99.9% of the people on this website are stupid
i am the 1%
dumbass you mean 0.1%
god: hey baby
god: did it hurt
god: when you fell from heaven?
satan: you're a fucking dick
baraskank:
oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
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this is Tony when he's sleepy..
me: were you sleeping?
him: no
me: I don't believe you
him: whyyyyyy don't you believe me, in a relationship you have to believe one another because trust is the foundation of a relationship and without a foundation homes would be built on sand and do you know what happens to sand when it rains because it is not good
so now that Chris Evans has twitter is he just...
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
“just helped a little old lady cross the street”
“just played catch with an orphan”
“just saved a cat from a burning building”
“the cat didnt make it but I smiled and it came back to life”
“then i helped clean up the debris from the burning building”
British boy: You look beautiful today love.
American boy: Yo ass is kickin
What's the difference between Tahno and a straw?
mooseofsomesort:
A straw can bend
me: i'll do it at 7PM
time: 7:02PM
me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now
How to Flirt
smile
wink
use cheesy pick up lines
gently stroke cheek
slowly lift rag drenched in chloroform and cover mouth/nose
drag to car
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“But I must admit I miss you quite terribly. The world is too quiet without you...”
– Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters (via loveyourchaos)
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