March 2012
Mar 1st
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Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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February 2012
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Listenlimiculous: Yes, it’s violin. With dubstep. ...
Feb 29th
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Fun Fact!
ghostbono: t.u.m.b.l.r. actually stands for the types of posts you can use!(: Text Phouto M‘Quote Libnk Chalt Aurdio (Video.)
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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I wish you would know how much you hurt my feelings when you say stuff like that.
Feb 26th
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I came home from the dodgeball tournament/ going out for food and passed out, still in my team uniform. Just got out of bed now; probably recovering from the late nights working on all our shirts x__x
Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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In class: oh yeah i totally get this
homework: lol what the fuck
test: lol what the fuck
report card: lol fuck
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Listenharrymayer: Rhythm of Love - Harry Liu If you...
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Me at school earlier: I need to get my shit together.
Me when I got home: I'll get my shit together tomorrow.
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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buttduchess: i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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gothbaby: once i scraped my knee in 3rd grade and a weird girl who was obsessed with horses was like “hold on” then she started crying and dropped tears on my knee then she was like “pegasus tears heal wounds”
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
Feb 19th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
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Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
chazzasaurus: chasingmaryjane: ksteez: YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.  YEAH GURL IMMA HIT YOU up later because we’ve been on...
Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Okay hold up. He has a girlfriend and they are together every day. You didn’t even ask him if his girlfriend asked him to Sadies yet, and you decide to ask him? Shady.
Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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snoipahkat: tyrawanks: seriously what is the point of fonts like wingdings who actually understands square airplane banana cross dash bicycle smiley face WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME
Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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homework: do me
me: chill out slut
Feb 16th
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When you pass someone you sort of know
that awkward moment when you’re wondering if you should smile and say hi or just pretend not to see them.. 
Feb 16th
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